Counting the Loot

Did you get what you want for Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa, or other seasonal holiday?
Yes! I'm rich! Bwahahahahahahaha!
No. My family and friends are a bunch of cheap bastards.
All I wanted was peace on earth, so I guess we'll have to see.
Underwear and socks. What a gyp!
Next time I see Santa I'm gonna kick his ass.
Shut up! I can't concentrate on my Xbox games.
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Rip off the wrapping

Salutations!

Bill O'Reilly says there's a war on Christmas, and he's trying to organize a boycott of stores that say Happy Holidays to customers instead of Merry Christmas. The religious right is also upset with the White House for sending out Happy Holiday greetings instead of Merry Christmas cards. So today's question concerns holiday greetings.


Greetings
What seasonal greeting do you most commonly use?
Merry Christmas!
Happy Chanukah!
Season's Greetings!
Happy Holidays!
Happy Kwanzaa!
Fuckin' Ay, Man!
Get out of my way!
Die, heretic!
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Send Out the Clowns?

Do you like clowns?
I like clowns.
I hate clowns!
I am indifferent to clowns.
Clowns are creepy.
I have never known anyone in my entire life who liked clowns. What's the point of clowns?
I once knew someone way back who I think didn't mind clowns too much.
Down with Clowns!
I used to watch Bozo.
I still watch Bozo.
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