Status Assessment Poll

How's it going?
Eh.
It's going.
It's going, but not far enough.
It's going to pot.
A little pot right now would keep me going.
It's going so great, I'm gone!
Other (leave comment)


See where it went.

Baaaaa Humbug

Baaaaa Humbug
Which sick sheik's sheep's sick?
First
Second
Third
Fourth
Fifth
Sixth
Seventh
Other (leave comment)

Pull the wool off your eyes.

Rove/Libby Indictment Poll

Indictment Poll
Should Karl Rove and Scooter Libby be indicted?
Yes
Yes
Of course.
Hang the bastards!

Rip The Cover Off This!

Keyword Search Poll

What should I mention gratuitously to increase traffic on this site by snagging people searching for something else?
Sex
God
Karl Rove
Apple Ipod
I hate Britney Spears!
James Bond
Jennifer Anniston Boobs
Enlarge your penis!
You don't know me but I'm an official in Nigeria.
Aflac duck
Milli Vanilli
Other (leave comment)

Who's Hot!

Halloween Poll

What kind of candy will you be handing out for Halloween?
Chewy stuff
Hard stuff
Fruit
Wax lips
Processed cheese food
Chocolate-covered razor blades
Reggie bars
I'll just hand back out whatever my kids bring home
Don't know


Unmask this Poll

Why Do Fools Fall in Love?

A Musical Poll
Why do fools fall in love?
How should I know? Ask the fool on the hill.
Everybody plays the fool.
Kiss me, you fool!
Yes, I know the actual quote is "Kiss me, my fool!" Like Theta Bara is gonna care anymore.
Fool me once, shame on--shame on you. Fool me--you can't get fooled again.
Because, because, because, because, because--because of the wonderful things he does!


See the Man Behind the Curtain!

Ignorance

Ignorance
Are you ignorant?
Yes
No
Don't know


Become informed!

-----> Subsidiary Question

Subsidiary ignorance
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know.
I don't care.

Us vs Them

Us vs Them
Who are you?
Us
Them
Us, but I secretly sympathize with Them.
Us, but I openly sympathize with Them.
Them, but I secretly sympathize with Us.
I'm Them! Us suck!
I used to be a moderate, but Them forced me to be Us.
Us rule!
Us are Them.
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
Wait, let me look.


No Them Allowed!

Aggression Poll

Aggression Poll
Are you gonna do something about it?
Yes
No
You and what army?


Let's See What You Got