Nuts!
Nuts!
What do you do when you get a pistachio nut with a shell you can't open?
Throw it out.
Throw it back in the jar and worry about it later.
Swallow it shell and all.
Get out the power tools.
Curse this God-forsaken world!
I don't eat pistachio nuts for this very reason.
Other (please explain in Comments)
Crack it open
posted by Grammarian@mindspring.com at 10:58 AM
3 Comments:
I must have better fingernails and teeth than the pollster. I have never been defeated by a pistacio yet.
Ten Foot Poll is impressed! Our fingernails are short, but our teeth are downright scary.
How about if we save up all our unopened pistachios and send them to you?
Nuts give me a tummyache so I don't eat 'em. Smooth peanut butter is okay though...do they make pistachio butter? Would it be green like the ice cream? You should have an ice cream pole.
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